{"product_id":"moms-emergency-shit-pouch","title":"Mom's Emergency Shit Pouch","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMom’s Emergency Shit Pouch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause moms don't carry a purse—they carry an \u003cstrong\u003eemergency department.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂💗\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMom’s Emergency Shit\u003c\/strong\u003e pouch is made for all the little things you somehow always need when you're a mom. From snacks and hair ties to lip gloss, wipes, medicine, bandages, chargers, and all the random “just in case” stuff, this pouch keeps your mom-survival essentials together and easy to find.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToss it in your purse, diaper bag, backpack, or car and be prepared for whatever chaos the day decides to throw at you. Because if you're a mom, you already know someone is going to need something. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🤍 White canvas zippered pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🌸 Fun, colorful millennial-inspired design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👜 Perfect for mom essentials \u0026amp; everyday emergencies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💄 Great for beauty, personal care, snacks \u0026amp; small necessities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🖤 Zipper closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📏 \u003cstrong\u003eApprox. 8.3\" × 5\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 Makes a hilarious and practical gift for moms, new moms, or your favorite mom friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Designs By Alley","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46015550095443,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/0821\/1283\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug23_2026_01_57_37PM.png?v=1787507891","url":"https:\/\/designsbyalley.com\/products\/moms-emergency-shit-pouch","provider":"Designs By Alley","version":"1.0","type":"link"}